Quotes on Friendship

Does anyone know of any good/funny literature quotes preferably famous.?

I have a quote its called " friendship is like peeing n ur pants everyone can see it but only u can feel da warmth of it"

Public Comments

1. "If the meaning of life is not suffering, then it is clear that it has no meaning whatsoever." Schopenhauer
2. THIS ONE IS BRILLIANT: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift, that why we call it the present" TOLD YOU SO